"Crocket Bernet" (crocketbernet)
06/07/2014 at 17:51 • Filed to: None | 6 | 9 |
So now I think I'm gunna take a nap and hopefully wake up in time to do something fun tonight.
JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
> Crocket Bernet
06/07/2014 at 17:54 | 0 |
Does this fun include a fake Daytona, a white leisure suit, and Phillip Michael Thomas? Because that would be pretty fun. Oh, and congrats!
Crocket Bernet
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
06/07/2014 at 17:56 | 0 |
Not that I'm aware of but in a few weeks I'm going to an 80's themed party as Don Johnson. Im gunna be the best drunk Don Johnson ever.
JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
> Crocket Bernet
06/07/2014 at 17:59 | 0 |
-Goes to 80's themed party and gets drunk
-Wakes up married to an Irish pop star
That's awesome, though! Remember: if someone doesn't know who you are, just slap 'em. It's an 80s themed party.
DoctorNine
> Crocket Bernet
06/07/2014 at 18:05 | 0 |
I'm no expert, but isn't hoping that no one will be able to touch your Johnson the wrong approach in a party type situation?
And congrats!
Crocket Bernet
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
06/07/2014 at 18:06 | 1 |
That honestly doesn't sound too bad to me.
Crocket Bernet
> DoctorNine
06/07/2014 at 18:07 | 1 |
Well I hope at least one person touches my Johnson.
Am I right guys!?!?!?!
Guys???????
JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
> Crocket Bernet
06/07/2014 at 18:12 | 2 |
When they see your johnson and they ask "What is that?" you can't slap them. When they see you're johnson and they ask "What is that?" you can.
Brian, The Life of
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
06/07/2014 at 18:38 | 0 |
The finest "your vs. you're" example ever written. Gold star for you!
JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
> Brian, The Life of
06/07/2014 at 18:42 | 0 |
Why thank you. I set myself up for that one without noticing it without even making jokes about slapping your Johnson.